This is me.
|—||Edmund Burke (via crystalsavestheday)|
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
My sentiments exactly. School is terrible but learning is awesome.
YES YES YES!
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
Guys forreal if you think Gordon is an asshole or anything…go watch his solo stuff or like read his goddamn biography because OH MY GOD YOU ARE WRONG. It’s called television and I love him and just stop judging him for using a trusted method.
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstruation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
i still crack up every time i realise i’m a legal adult
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
|—||Kahlil Gibran (via 500daysofsusanna)|
I want an adventure…badly
I graduate June 7 after that someone should come get me and take me on a road trip.
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!